they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
