the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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