He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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