I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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