Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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