butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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