Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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