this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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