there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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