belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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