why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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