kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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