did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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