I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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