Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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