he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Randomize
