My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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