I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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