would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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