when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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