You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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