Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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