Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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