It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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