so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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