He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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