Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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