My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Randomize