You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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