Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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