I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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