You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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