i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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