we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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