I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So. Much. Porn.
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