We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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