Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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