My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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