I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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