You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize