You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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