he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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