dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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