Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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