To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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