oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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