I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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