It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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