The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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