Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
