you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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