Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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