the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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