Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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