Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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